Choose Your Own Adventure:

I'm Lain Ehmann, a slightly manic writer, speaker, and deep thinker. I'm psyched that out of all the websites in all the towns in all the world, you found your way to mine! 

I create communications strategy for online businesses to make sure you're saying what you really want (and need!) to say. Plus I make a mean margarita. 

To steer you in the right direction, pick your poison: