Choose Your Own Adventure:

I'm Lain Ehmann, a slightly manic writer, speaker, and deep thinker. Psyched that out of all the websites in all the towns in all the world, you found your way to mine! I have my fingers in a lot of pies: Business strategy for select small businesses (including online event consulting, and copywriting), writing books and blog posts... plus I make a mean margarita. 

To steer you in the right direction, pick your poison: